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to fuck a girl while shes young
boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold
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On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
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Bitch you know she cheating on you if another man makes her food and she eats it like she food cheating my man dump that bitch
Bro I think she is cheating
What why?
She ate kyles food last night
your girl eats another mans food- cheating
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Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.
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Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.
It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.
This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.
.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"
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something that is bittersweet.
getting a good half and a bad half to something.
John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?
Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!
John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
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Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.
Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!
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