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On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?
He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day
1. When two cars collide with each other
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.
Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.
*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”
When you get in the car and just go. And you just do and you just live. You just live your life.
-CrankThatFrank
Is it carring or caring?
Carring. You get in the car and just go...
Ok Frank shut up we’re all gonna throw up.
v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.
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Coming to the concert bro%?
Nah. No cash. Think I'll just spend the evening carring. Again.
Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass
That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude
A car so boring and malaise that it's no longer just a car, it's "an car". Examples may include a Mazda 3 sedan, Toyota Corolla sedan or a Hyundai Accent
I drive a base 2018 silver Toyota Camry. It's pretty much as "an car" as "an car" can get.