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Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.
John Stamosos
Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.
Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.
When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.
(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)
I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!
A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man
Man my friend is a real John Deluca We need to help him
A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket
With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.
a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master
Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.