Rumour has it he has a massive shlong. Don’t ask him about it as he’s too humble to talk about it.
P.S by the time you’re done with him you’ll have more ink over you than michael schofield
The big hench alphamale called Josh Jeffreys had minge coming out of his wizardsleeze
a man often described as a boy that takes a relationship way to fast and thus scares a girl off of a potential relationship
was he being a josh laundry
I see you riding around with a ski mask and a gun smoking weed selling Xanax
What’s that guy doing in that car
What Josh Richardson would do
An absolute GIGA-CHAD, he can get whatever women he wants, and he can become a tank at any time.
Emily: Hey
Josh G: STFU BETA PIECE OF SHIT
Emily: *DIES
A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?
Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?
Ben: yes he’s such a stud.
Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.