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A tree that has grown over an adjacent pole or post in such a way that it becomes a phallic symbol.
The Tree of Life was evil, after all, it had a penis.
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"What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion?
Or is it vice re-versa?"
Xavier: What doth life?..life....life.......life..
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People who call themselves a "student life" give themselves away immediately as douchebags and idiots. Typically they didnt go to college but would like to pretend they studied for something. Have PH'd's in finding drugs on bathroom floors and making GB's.
Candace: So what do you do?
Wave: Bro im like a soundcloud rapper and overall student of life.
Candace: *walks away*
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A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk
guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life
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The people who use Late-Stage Capitalism unironically.
See Champange Socialist
Person 1: "Pissing and shiting themselves about the Socialist Commie revolution on Twitter."
Person 2: Hey, isn't your dad a chief oil tycoon, you must have had a pretty soft life. Why are you activating this stuff?
Person 1: "Blocks Person 2."
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People who feel under valued in the job who have not gone up the ladder!
A warehouseman/women who get looked down on from higher people within there company like they are Pond life.
We are just the plantium that feeds the bigger fish - Pondlife.
Lower than scum at least scum floats on top of the water.
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