Short n Curlies

Too use the term short n curlies is expressing a term of verbally grabbing someones junk expressing totally dominance over that person because the opposing person has lost their train of thought or can no longer express their opinions on the current subject being debated

"i have 4 years of law school behind me", the man was shocked, like i had him by the short n curlies

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Smash n Grab

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.

"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"

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smash n grab

When a car stops at a light or stop and someone usually smashes your window to grab a purse or something of value from your car.
This usually happens in the city of New York or in Puerto Rico, or wherever their are Puerto Ricans. (Beware)

Andy:Wow what happen to your car?
Janet: Some puerto rican smashed my window and tried to take my purse while I was waiting for my friend but I sprayed him with mace and then I threw his boriqua butt out.
Andy: Good one janet!! So he did not get your white check...good.

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guns n' roses

good, you clicked my link (if you dida search for guns and roses) if you did than you dont know shit about guns n' roses, well geuss waht?.. you just learned something, that its not guns and roses its guns n' roses...see the difference? this is what people search for if then know a thing or two about them, and knwo hwo to spell it right. anyway...there an almighty band who unfortantlly broke up cuz axl is such a faggot. dotn get me wrong.. i like his voice, but he himself is gay..he made the rest of the band sighn the name over to him or he would leave them, how low is that?!

guns n' roses are teh almighty ones!!!!

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eat n beat

Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich

Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat

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'stocks n' socks

Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas

Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks

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Slidin n Glidin

Pleasant, Polite Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Womon.

I'm Achin' For Some SlidIn n GlidIn !

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