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The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety
My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town
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The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.
I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!
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(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.
John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!
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When you are on the verge of pooping, tag the person closet to you to give it away.
John: (i have to poop so bad) Hey, Jenny... POOP TAG!
Jenny: God damnit John... Now i Need to poop!
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A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.
Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.
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Basically another term for a nice stinky fart.
Boy 1: DUDE! It smells!
Boy 2: Yeah sorry, I just vapor pooped in my pants...
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A person --usually a freshman guy -- in a shared dormitory bathroom who habitually forgets to flush a toilet after taking a big shit. Poop and Go also refers to anyone who leaves brown stains in a toilet bowl that has to be shared by others. Most poop and go's are thought to do this intentionally as a sign of dominance or disdain for others.
The freshman welcomed Joe to the dorm until they found out that he was a habitual poop and go who never flushed or cleaned the shit stains in the bowl.
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