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Its when your pooping and you jack off... Jordan tata was first to coin poop and goop when he was discovered at work beating off to the smell of his poop.
Jordan tata starts every day with a hot shower and a poop and goop
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The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.
Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
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When you shit and you get shit in your ass hair that hardeners.
Damn I didn't wipe good now I got Poop Nuggets
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The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety
My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town
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The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.
I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!
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(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.
John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!
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bad very bad worst swear word ever!!!!!! never ever say the p word
person 1: hello how u day
person 2: ugh....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poop my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u say the p word!!!??????????? how dare u I'm calling Mcdonalds!
person 2: poop you!
person 1: *deads of suchr the teribal wrod*
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