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brain:something you clearly dont have a brain if your searching up brain
jack:yo how do you write russia
thomas: R U S S I A
jack: thanks! man
thomas:*whispers* u need to get a brain
A shortened form of "Braindead," commonly used when something braindead happens, or someone is being braindead.
Friend 1: *does something retarded*
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up you are so brain!"
Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
When a girl sucks your dick soooooo good u wish u could cum more than twice without your dick hurting. It makes yo dick happy. Licking the tip and crown will make yo mans moan hard as fuck. That means u giving him brain.
James: Oooooh fuck I thought oral sex was bad but this is really nice 🤩
Erika: *lick lick* mmmm your dick tip is good😛 that brain was good right??
something I lost when I was 2 months old.
me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain