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when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.
Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.
Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.
Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
When two ugly ass greasers only find each other attractive
Damn they nasty as fuck must be a greaseball sandwich
When making a large meal, filling for 3 to 4 adults, with baby meat. Normally not intended with American baby meat due to high risk of Die A Beates.
No no, grab the other kid, American kids are unhealthy meat for a Baby Sandwich.
Another set of terms for the buttocks.
"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"
A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.
:Yo John
:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!
when someone with big flappy titties has something caught between their titties.
Hey man can I borrow your cellphone? No sandwich chest!
So good you can't handle it.
Costumer: Hello! Can I get a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?
Drive Thru Guy: *Vanishes from Reality*