A bougie kiwi combined with a strawberry
“Beb, what does dragon fruit taste like?”
“It tastes like a bougie kiwi combined with strawberry.”
An African woman’s vagina
Last night I had Monique over and that dragon fruit was on point..
When performing cunnilingus, the performer seals their lips to their mouth to the receivers vaginal lips then steadily blows air inside the vagina. The female then bellows out in pain sounding like a dragon whilst releasing a vaginal queef. Place of origin Doanville, Ohio.
I got bored with the daily routine, so I turned her into the Doanville Dragon.
When you are having sex you can pull a Komodo dragon attack. This is when you erect your penis to full, then spew your cum all over your room. This will assert dominance over your opponents.
“Hey Jim, yesterday I won the competition using the Komodo dragon attack”
When your scrotum shrivels up, and looks like a dragons bell. The shaft is the neck. Tip is the head.
Dude it's so cold out. Friend "yeah I have a dragons bell."
Asked by your 10 year old cousin because he heard it at school
Cousin: Do you like dragons
Me" yes
Him Dragon deez nuts across your face
Me dies of stage 4 lung cancer and instantly wants to commit nine elevn 2.0