Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
A humble brag on social media.
That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.
That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
A type of text spam that includes denying any conversation besides the topic you're interested in. I.e: pikmin.
I would like to talk to in the group chat, but even one keeps Pikmin posting!
The feeling once you finish watching or playing something that is such a masterpiece or peak fiction that you think about it days after and you feel sad because you don't know if there will be something that will be able to come even close to it.
Sometimes the PPD comes with watching videos or reading things about the peak weeks after.
Bro I just finished Evangelion and now I have post peak depression!
When a permanent (or settled) immigrant of a country displays or supports anti-immigrant sentiment after they obtain legal status in said country, usually through a legal document such as Permanent Residence.
Typically seen in immigrant nations such as USA, Canada, Australia, etc. but not exclusively
Jagmeet: These punjabi kids of today are totally useless and do not study or not hard at all. Things were way different back in my time
Apu: Sounds like you have Post-PR syndrome
When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.
-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.