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When a guy goes into graphic details of an ex female partner depicting her vagina to his friends.
Guy: So I was with this girl last night and we started some freaky shit. Guy2: yo bro I don't need to hear her vagina memoir.
Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.
When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.
It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes
"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"
When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down
Angela: okay (pulls them down)
Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina
Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry
Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
A phrase commonly used among high school students to express a man’s desire for eating pussy or other sexual acts. Sugar babies use this term to describe how addictive their genitalia is to their customers. The slang could be shortened to ‘Chips’ or ‘VC’.
Boy: “I’m in the mood for some Vagina Chips but my girl is abstaining from sex until marriage!”
Friend: “Just go onto a hookup app and look for some VC there, dumbass!”
A part of the body like the Achilles’ Heel; where if a tiny injury occurs results in permanent loss of function to do any physical activities. Side effects result in addiction to Zelda and carrying 3 or more cameras at all time.
Person A: Ow, I just fell from that 1 foot drop. I think I hurt my ankle.
Person B: Looks like you fractured your Victor’s Vagina. You will be unable to do any more physical activity for your entire life.
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When you've been out all day at work/recreation sports/hiking etc, and just not feeling as fresh as you would like downstairs.
Magnified by 10 in the summer.
Sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for sex tonight. I've got a rough case of all day vagina.