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When you least expect something.
Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!
Friend: I GOT HIM I GOT HIM
Boss: *Enters phase 2*
Me: AYO WHAT THE FUCK
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What an individual says when even "what the actual fuck?" doesn't even fit the magnitude of the situation.
what the complete fuck?:
Stranger: "Hey you, what else can you do with your hands other than that?"
Me: "What the complete fuck is wrong with you?"
When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.
King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me
Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did
that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question
after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched
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1. When an individual is so hot you cannot wrap your mind around it. Your only reaction is, "What the fuck? How is this even possible?"
2. Used to describe the top 2 or 3 hottest people you've ever seen
3. When a person is so hot they can get away with almost anything and everyone knows it. Their hotness is distracting and makes you question life
4. When a person's sheer hotness is enough to make you fall in love
5. The epitome of hot as fuck. Someone clearly genetically gifted in the sexiness/aesthetic department
- Dude, I couldn't stop staring at Lucia. She's what the fuck hot
- Bro, the only reason I watch that show is because the lead actress is what the fuck hot
When faced with a barrage of word plays based around their name, the receiver of a phone call may get thrown off by one that has a slightly rude or offensive word within it.
This leads to a rhythm of questions and nonchalant denials, broken by a sudden interest in the conversation, usually requiring the receiver to cut them self off mid sentence to question the caller.
A glass of milk?
No, no
A well weighed gram?
No, never heard of that one
A patchwork quilt?
Is all greek to me
A farting spadge?
N......What was dat?
The tags which mysteriously no longer appear under definitions and usage, on Urban Dictionary entries.
He looked at his hundreds of long-standing definitions. "Where are my tags?" he asked. #tags? #what tags? he answered himself. "There were never any tags on Urban Dictionary. You must have been dreaming."