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an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class
"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE
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a way to get back at a slag that has been bitching about your bedroom antics.
whilst doing her from behind, start making noise tht your about to come, so convince to take your load on her face, when shes expecting it, you piss all over her.
it has been rumoured that "dave" has a tiny penis and doesnt actually like sex by "laura" who he recently banged a few times
after a drunken night out together where they met and started to hook up, dave suggests they take it elsewhere, back to his...
after a while of good hard fucking, and they end up doing it doggystyle/stoodup...
Dave : oh my god, this is amazing i think im going to come!
Laura : i love it too, cant we keep going, just a little bit longer?
Dave :OK just let me cover your face thn I'll finish you off
Laura : yeah bitch!
Dave pulls out and 'tosses to the point of ejaculation' where instead he pisses all over her, in her mouth, up her nose etc; thus giving her a 'golden shower #2'
Dave : DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN BIATCH!
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a piece of shit game that completely sucked, of course after updates it became a PLAYABLE game, less laggers, no shield glitch, going through the lazers on security, etc., now a must have game for the xbox
gamer 1:i hate the lancer in gears of war 2 it sucks you in like a black hole
gamer 2:or a well payed hooker...
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peace, as in holding up the index and middle finger to make the peace sign
Low "I'm out"
Row "2 1's my brutha"
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Refering to the buthole and how if your gay you would have sex through the buthole, going in. And the crap comin the other way would be out. Thus making it go two ways, a 2 way street. Straight people's butholes would be considered one way streets, because stuffs only goin out.
Teacher: Alright boys, im here to talk to you about homosexuality, most of your butholes are 1 way streets, but some may be 2 way streets.
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(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
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