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Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.
Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...
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one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
When one applies some kind of powder to their testicles.
The bald man pulled a 'sugared apple' on stream and got banned.
n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick
OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!
Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.
Enjoy these Apple Critters
The apple sauce that fills a pastry. Apple sauce. Apple flavoring.
That sweet pie has great apple filling.