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hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.
i am a bout to blow a chunk in that bathroom
When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.
Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting
When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.
"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
When you wrap ground pencil lead in paper and then you make 2 ends like a flute and blow out a smoke cloud with your mouth. Must say Taste the Rainbow! before blowing even if it is not rainbow colored.
I wrapped ground pencil lead in paper and assumed position to commit Leadiculic Particle Blowing on my bully’s face, shouted “Taste the Rainbow!”