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When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal
Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?
When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed
Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple
when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee
"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast
omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!
Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?