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The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
Oil Cookie is a tortilla that is fried and nothing on it except oil.
Mom can i have an Oil Cookie?
It’s like a cookie but with fudge stripes! -Luke Thomas Sprinkle
“Aye Luke what are you eating?” Luke-“oh it’s just Fudge stripped cookies! It’s a cookie with fudge stripes on it!”
When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.
To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.
a perrskn the is super cool and suprr nicr but need to sleep more bc THEY BEVER SLEEP LIIE KMF but geah suoercool
did you know cookie boy diesnt sleep
National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.
This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.
I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!
Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!
A national holiday that is celebrated on April 19th where everyone and their mothers( alive and dead) must do a tier list on their favorite cookies)
This Holiday was founded by Wamuu Sir pillarlot back in 300 AC but was then resurfaced by young German men in the early 2000s and is celebrated every year.
I can’t wait to rank cookies on cookie tier list day!