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The day where all mods and admins of a discord server are respected for their duties and work in the server.
Hey (Mod) you're pretty cool man and thanks for giving me these duper roles! December 11, Respect Day guys!
You can do anything with anyone without having to say “no homo”
“Hey Billy want to have sex”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”
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Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.
ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.
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During the month of December between the 2nd-24th girls can get revenge for slap ass October by kicking boys back. Sucks to be a man in December doesn’t it 💔
Lily: Did you hear it’s kick d*ck December!
Jemma: Yes! It’s time for revenge
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when you beat you meat all of december and eat fucking day jerk the fuck of every night , bich
hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december
ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing
how do you do it whith out a dick dad?
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Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
A day where everyone posts pictures of any type of carp that they can find
"It's Carp Day today! Time to post some Carp pics!"
"Don't forget Carp Day on December 19"
"Today is December 19: Carp Day"