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One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.
Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
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New but popular game played through inbox messages and status updates. Must declare you are playing the Facebook Q: and A: Game by updating status directing friends to ask you questions via inbox. As the questions come in, you answer them as a facebook status update, leaving their identity anonymous. Entertainingly harsh.
Status update: "Alright folks, I'm ready to play the Facebook Q: and A: Game!"
Question from sender: "Rate me from 1-10? Your an 11!"
Facebook status: Q: Rate me from 1-10? A: Thanks, but your a six
Question from sender: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor?"
Facebook status: Q: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor? A: Myspace.com
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when a person labels someone in a blank photo on facebook with a sexy caption then writes in the description that you need facebook gold account to see it. this leads everyone on a quest to find something that does not exists
Bob: Jim taged megan fox and lisa lipps in this picture but I can't see it because I don't have facebook gold!
Sam: lets search facebook and find it!
3 hours later
Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!
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Signs of a facebook female ho:
-Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile.
-Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up.
-Talks to every unknown guy!
-Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her.
-She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life.
-She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook.
-Deletes any post from girls off her facebook.
-Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention.
IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy
Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..
If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho!
If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho.
Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out.
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when your bf/gf/bff ignores your comments, wall posts and anything else you post on their facebook.
i posted a link about a show i wanted to go to on your wall but you gave me the fb freeze out.
i asked you to post that photo on my wall, but you never did. what's up with the facebook freeze out?
you found out about the last thing you posted from me, but instead of sharing you copy/pasted. why the fb freeze out?
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someone who stalks your facebook page
Facebook stalker (FBS), Danielle Marchese
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Derived From The Phrase "DTF". The Acceptance Of A Stranger On Facebook For Networking, Friendship, Or Even Dating Reasons.
Girl: Dang! Who Is This Cute Guy Requesting To Be Friends. Im So Down To Facebook With Him.
Or,
(Guy At Computer Looking At Friends Facebook Page)
Whoa! That's Your Sister? Bro I Am So Down To Facebook With Her.
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