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To tell someone to be the first to smoke marijuana out of a pipe/bong
“Here you get greens” “oh are you sure you want me to smoke first?” “Yeah, take it” “thanks man!”
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A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.
Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."
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A famous Singer Known For Its Ok And Fuck/forget You
Guy: cee lo green is awesome
Another guy: im going to his concert fuck you!
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while having sex the girl's on the bottom gets a big loogie and the guy on top cums in her mouth and she swishes them around and then spits them into the guys mouth so they're both gobbling down the green "stuff".
dick and jane did the green goblin last night, and dick caught janes cold... literally.
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The Green M&M is so hot. She is very good at Sex and she looks so hot with her shoes. You would even want to have a drink with her!
Person 1: Would you fuck the Green M&M?
Person 2: Hell yea!
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The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket
"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"
"why are you putting your seat belt on?"
"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"
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Green screen man Is a god who is clam because he can be anything and anyone he can also turn other things to anything so he is a clam beast trying not to unleash the power inside and his rage
Albert: GREEN SCREEN MAN GREEN SCREEN HE CAN DO IT NO ONE CAN GREEN SCREEN GREEN SCREEN MAN
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