a cutie bum if you will. definitely plays his pc lower to the ground.
that guy jake is too good at pc games
Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.
''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''
The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy
A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time
A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend
Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?
Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.
His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!