Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
very toxic, doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesn’t know respect for anyone. probably addicted to nicotine, probably has a small penis and the loudest most disrespectful mf you’ll ever meet
“do yk jake?”
“yeah he’s passed around, every girl has dated him”
a cutie bum if you will. definitely plays his pc lower to the ground.
that guy jake is too good at pc games
Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.
''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''