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A famous pie that is very rare and only few lucky people have been able to eat It. Origins of the pie are unknown as it’s a relatively new discovery but people who have tried it say it has the taste of banch and has a mysterious juice that they say makes their bones hurt.
Did you see they have Banch Pie on the menu? Oh my god no way it’s the world famous Banch Pie.
A cream pie but with cheese
Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie
Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie
To be used when you and a flatmate share a meal, smash a bottle of wine and then have sex.
Me and Rachel had a slutty shepheards pie last night!
When someone throws a hot pie at you and it stings
When you're driving and slam on the breaks and you throw a pie in face and it stings. Oh shit she gorgeous pie sting