Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.
Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"
october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘
hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???
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Stereotypical slicked back salesman haircut
Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!
You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl
Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes
The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
A phrase to say when someone criticizes the amount of clothes you bring with you on a trip.
According to Louis Tomlinson back in (2012) Liam Payne brings no hair
LP: "You bring too many clothes, and then you buy more"
LT: "And what do you bring Liam? No hair!"