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shady nut

a shady nut

"You said shady nut,"
"I want to talk to you after class." Mr. D

"The shady nut-I mean shady night,"

by shadynuts4lyfe March 15, 2017


scrub nuts

A guy that is a total asshole.

Oh no scrub nuts is coming over to borrow 10 bucks.

by Goofy Newfie July 23, 2018


no nut nirvana

It is a state achieved after not nutting or jacking off for a long period of time. You ascend the mortal plane, god himself will worship you, you become the universe and the answer to life.

My friends, I have now achieved No Nut Nirvana.

by _Lithium_ November 3, 2019


Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.

She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.

by IR8ALPHA March 17, 2021


nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).

Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"

by Drozdislav January 27, 2021


nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex

we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette

by gummy420 December 26, 2019


tokyo nut

When your girl cums so hard she screams the Tokyo ghoul intro.

guy 1: "Dude last night my girl starting screaming nonsense."
guy 2: "that my friend is a Tokyo nut."

by Doctorjared January 24, 2019