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Smile the best is yet to come (Scottish slang)
1: I’m having such a bad day!
2: Don’t worry, are oh are why!
1: You’re right I guess
the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half
you: have you seen uh oh monkey
me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry
When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
Slang for a gentleman's ridiculously (and quite obviously) over-stuffed package. AKA: Nether regions/"Johnson" area/dude who is shoving socks in his briefs. A dude whom totally has a roll of quarters shoved down there.
"Hey Jareth, the "Goblin King", could you wear some looser pants, ya almost poked my eye out with your tight, ass, ballerina, pants, that sport your gigantic "Oh yes!".
Jareth: "If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Hoggle: "OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!"
Jareth: "OH YES, Hoggle!"
a statement used to make an irrelevant comment even more irrelevant
Me: Ight bet, lemme just go jump off a mountain without a parachute.
You: oh ye, like lemme just, right hand first, put your left hand on top.... then i mop....mop..mop