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When you shit in your hand and you slap a bitch in the face!
"shut your damn mouth or I'll give you the shitty bitch slap"
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When a fat girl won't stop talking about how fat she is so you slap her with any variety of oscar meyer sandwich meat. Preferable extra-long hotdogs, and then proceed to say "even fat girls can suck weiners!"
When Martha was complaining about being fat, Richard did the oscar meyer slap to get that hoe to shutup.
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When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.
Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
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A slang for car salesman to slap a car roof to see if it can fit so much spaghetti.
*slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it
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When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.
Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!
Opposite of cum slap
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when you finish having sex and you take the condom off, run upstairs and slap your brother in the face with it while he's sleeping.
Brother: last night.. i think something hit me in the face while i was sleeping, but i dont know i didn't wake up.
You: did it feel like a slimy fish slap?
Brother: Yeah, i think so!
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The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
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