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the most handsome, dumbest, funniest, respectful boy that i have ever met in my entire life. he has the prettiest eyes with the prettiest smile and he really puts effort into the things that he does for his girlfriend. he’s shy, but always builds up the courage to come up to his girlfriend. his girlfriend is the most lucky person to have him in the whole world and she loves him so much.
“oh yeah, angela? yeah she loves sam a lot.”
Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.
sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team
person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams
A super cute and attractive person, who brings joy to you life. They may not see their inner beauty, but it's there. Treasure this person with everything you are because Sam is wonderful and deserves everything good. They're super hot to boot.
That Sam is so cute!
I know right? I wish they could be with me.
The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).
Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.
sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP
sam is a nice and kind person, she is also very caring. pretty poplulair with the guys and very poplulair.
One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let go.
'I just met a guy named Sam!'
'Ö REALLY THATS SO COOL I WANNA MEET A SAM'