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When someone levels up with Discord's Tatsu bot by saying the word "ass", they automatically become an ass god, or god of ass.
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its those coincidences that has no explainable reasoning for what happened
What are the odds that I would've ran into her? Its God's Odds cuz nothing else will explain it!
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me
food of the gods: hello, have a good day/night
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When an individual drinks crown royal and feels as if they can do anything.
Bruh did you see that stream last night? That man went god mode!!
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The punk ass hottie on my street who thinks I’m a brat. He’s not wrong.🙃
Moi: ____ is such a Greek God. He makes all the girls wanna pull his hair.
Greek God: Brat! (Mutters as he walks by)
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When the Holy Spirit gently and suddenly provides you confirmation, in ways only he could, at times only he knows you need the confirmation most.
As I sat in my room feeling invisible, crying out to God, I received a text from a friend I handing talked to in months that read “I see you and you, you make such a difference in this world”. In that moment God whispered to my soul your not alone, you got this!
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When a man is sexually fisting a woman (ex. Shoving his whole fist in her vagina) he uses it to lift her off the ground
Woman 1: god I'm so sore
Woman 2: whys that?
Woman 1: well I was fucking Jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my vagina.
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