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A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.
Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff
A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”
Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.
‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’
The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.
"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"