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Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009


blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

Iโ€™ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019


Blow Job Queen

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.

Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.

by Aheavysaber May 24, 2024


you finna blow

You're about to make me mad, you tripping.

Otns (on the niggas) you finna blow me

by 216ki April 19, 2023

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GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow

by ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ› March 31, 2024


mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.

Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard

by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey December 25, 2017


Cleveland blow hole

When your high on molly and eat out a womanโ€™s ass while numb and she shits and farts in your mouth and you blow it back in her asshole

Dude I have this chick a Cleveland blow hole

by Dixie Normous September 14, 2022