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A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.
Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:
Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?
Degenerate 2: Sure.
Minutes, months, years or even decades later..
Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.
Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.
Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?
Degenerate 1: 4pm.
Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???
"Man i hate Gorillaz now"
distress call no 2
"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.
Call it spades-
Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.
The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.
Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.
Orville: Popcorn!
Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?
*End of joint*
Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.
when a person gets with or pulls multiple girls. in reference to call of duty when you get 3-4 kills(bodies in this case) you call in a UAV.
Obama just got all three of their numbers, wow he is gonna call in a UAV pretty soon.