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If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr
You: hi toby
Toby: meow
You: you are silly toby
Toby: meow
you just called toby silly
thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works
A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
A call or text late at night to ask someone out
Dude Hailey boo-tay called me last night, looks like I have plans this Wednesday night
When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.
I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.
When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
When a ho does a date but dips out during oral
Her timeout call was a welcome relief from her crooked teeth