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Usually followed by suck my dick
*seeing a hot girl*
Can you suck my dick?
What Canadians say to tease Americans
Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.
Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down
girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"
Famous words uttered by John Jones
John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?
When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.
Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.
Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.
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