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David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019


David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".

David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed

by funnyinternetuser927 May 30, 2023


david and vivian

Two buttheads with chemistry

David and Vivian are do weird together

by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017


David Sessinou

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Nahom just pulled a David Sessinou by liking kids

by STINKY WAFFELS04 January 10, 2022


David Lamar Haynes jr

A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02

David Lamar Haynes jr is a god

by im_david November 22, 2021


Davide

Can’t fry an eggplant.

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”

by K11gang November 22, 2021


Davide

Tall, caring, smart and hilarious Italian every girl would swoon over. The type to want to talk to people on a deep level and enjoys alone time with you. Never a boring day talking to him, and is very good with words. Very loving and loyal, and is protective of the people he loves. Has really soft hair and always brings a smile on your face.

Girl 1: Davide is a sweetheart
Girl 2: He's my type!!

by Lililiz_ September 8, 2022