Duck

Autocorrect for dick

Max-your a duck
Matthew-nice
Max- i meant dick
Matthew-fuck u

duck

a green bird that says quack

"never gonna give u up," said the duck

Duck

Monsters that stalk you and try to kill you when you are alone.

I think that guy is a duck

Duck

The best animal not questions asked

Person 1: duck
Person 2: yes

Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

Duck

Someone who isn’t bright and easily lied to

Maria’s boyfriend treats her like a duck

Duck

The best animal in the world, it can crush pidgeons with its bare hands, and it doesnt even have hands 🅱

Look a duck

*orgasm*