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Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.
‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’
The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.
"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"
It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
When a pinworm hatches out from an egg.
Pinworm eggs are in your anus.