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Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.
Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job
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When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
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It's the drink that shouldn't have been made. Too much ambition with too many different liquors in one glass.
The wrong island iced tea is the reality of the Long Island Iced Tea...when taken into account: Rum, coke, whiskey and hot sauce in a glass with ice and beer can be a vacation spoiler.
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A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.
That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.
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shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather
typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry
give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time
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a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.
Mommy": "And people in hell want ice water.
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a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA
Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"