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I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.
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When you jack off over your girl while she's sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.
She just got a big surprise cake in her face!
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1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.
2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.
1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."
2. "You are such a douche cake."
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-noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.
For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.
Ere go, a Cake Slice.
"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."
"Oh?"
"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
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when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.
"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"
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A homie, friend, or any random guy.
Yo J-cake! What up my main marshmellow???
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