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A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man
Man my friend is a real John Deluca We need to help him
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A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket
With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.
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a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master
Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
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when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.
Mamas been mixing the johns again!
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When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.
I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.
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