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Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
when you have been a naughty boy, you get thrown in the busting can. in here, a bunch of men bust on you and fill up the can, which is about the size of a garbage can, to the brim. in order to survive, you have to drink at least a gallon of sperm, so you don’t drown to the jizz.
player has been eliminated from the match due to death by busting can
Usually followed by suck my dick
*seeing a hot girl*
Can you suck my dick?
What Canadians say to tease Americans
Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.
Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down
girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"