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walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 5, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


get your piece wet

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective

you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?

by joe November 30, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


get her spoons wet

When one gets ones spoons wet. A man would spoon a woman whilst ejaculating on her back.

If this happens to you, you would have encountered in a wet spoon.

"im going to get her spoons wet"
"ahh mate i just wet her spoon"
"oi got with this bird last night got her spoons wet"
"i'll totally wet her spoon"

a female would say
"babe like i got my spoons wet for the first time last night"

by pazgrarroobekpeltom January 7, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet foot dry foot

What Obama put up the ass of Cuban Refugees when they tried to come to America by boat across the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, Obama put a wet foot dry foot up the asses of those Cuban refugees right before Trump's inauguration.

by Willk February 1, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits

"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"

by bobb February 6, 2003

74๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet uncle sam

when somebody lubricates thier fist and inserts it into ones butthole in a punching motion.

" dude my girlfriend is a freak. last night she let me give her a wet uncle sam!"

by R.I.P Geoff July 13, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž