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it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"
Rude Person "No."
Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
A person who denies shit that’s true about them but is too retarded to know what it means
Bro did you see Charlotte over there? She was denying everything like a denying retard!
A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.
1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.
Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.
The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.