someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.
little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict
little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test
person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded
person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
Someone who's so fucking dumb, they're more retarded than a fuck tard.
Fucktard 1: Hey guys I love Gacha Life and fnaf animations UwU
Normal person 1: Shut the fuck up you retarded fucktard
Normal person 2: Nobody cares you autistic furry
it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"
Rude Person "No."
Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.
1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"