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"Strip Sandwich" is a game typically played by frat bros in college (though sometimes also played during high school depending on the region). The game involves making a sandwich with a group of people (usually 4+) in which you put on as much ingredients as the group allows. Once the sandwich is fully built, the group then takes turns removing an ingredient, and with each ingredient an item of clothing (of each player's choosing) is taken off alongside it. The game continues until the sandwich is fully deconstructed.
"Hey bros, wanna play a quick game of strip sandwich after this?"
The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.
MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES
HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR
LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
In an online video game (Socom 1,2,3 etc.) you 1 shot someone in the face.
That fool was camping on me and i gave his ass a big hairy chalk sandwich.
A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"
The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.
I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.
the perfect stoner sandwich.
it consists of nutella, peanut butter, bananas, and whipped cream in between two slices of bread.
penanuwi sandwich