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whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

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Avery sucks black cock

A white hoe who will suck black cock for free but when it comes to white cock she wonโ€™t fuck it because she thinks she is black she also thinks she is fucking black also she will fuck you if you are her mom here is a thing she will say d for daddy d for daddy d for daddy and she fucks her dad to.

Stop it Avery sucks black cock

by Your mom facts March 13, 2020

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Sucks to your ass-mar

Used to tell someone that the situation that they are in is crappy, or sucks.

Taken from the book LOTF.(Lord of the Flies)

Guy1: Dude, I just stepped in dog crap with my new Jordan's!

Guy2: HA! Sucks to your ASS-MAR bro! AHAHAHA!

by Blud Shed August 16, 2007

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i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020


suck my skinny dick

Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller

Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller

by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019


Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc June 26, 2017


sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, Iโ€™m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, thatโ€™s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 25, 2021