The only thing that's godly about him is his dick. The rest of him is pretty shit, really.
"That guy is so lame."
"Nah, should have seen him at the orgy. He's such an Alex.
one of the only actually nice boys that are left. they're so sweet and genuinely care about your feelings, even if they don't show it. they make amazing boyfriends, and will try their hardest to never let you go. but watch out! if you do find yourself in a relationship with an Alex, just know that they become very mentally attached with someone they're dating, so if you break up make sure to take it easy on him and try to end it on good terms. (but they're amazing and you shouldn't break up with them anyways so i guess it doesn't really matter)
girl- that guy was so sweet and overall just amazing, do you happen to know him?
girl 2- you are definitely thinking about Alex.
the most beautiful person inside and out, so kind and amazing, best personality, hilarious, always picks people up when they're down, never mean, honestly the awesomstsestest person in the galaxy
"Guess what?!"
"What?!"
"I met alex today!"
"Really? wow! i wish i could meet alex!"
"they're the best!"
A hoe that breaks ever girls heart. He is soooo ugly he looks like a deformed toad. He has a giraffe neck and he’s slow in the head. (Not like slow ppls tho) anddddd he’s annoying af.
Girl: I love Alex he’s the best bf
Other girl : what he’s my bf
Girl :nooooo
Other girl : he must be playing us!!
Girl: let’s kill him