Douche Cake

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

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J-cake

A homie, friend, or any random guy.

Yo J-cake! What up my main marshmellow???

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hrum cake

see above definitions; seen as a valued delicacy in most countries. Especially developing areas in Latin America, and Africa. It has been inscribed in many stone tablets that it originated from a mexican boy and his friends on a street notoriously known as stonecreek. which is home to the stonecreek saints.

Sit down and eat your god damn hrum cake!

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funeral cake

Melodramatic hipster speak.

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.

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Cake Baking

When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.

Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)

Later today we should go cake baking~

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Cake Slice

-noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.

For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.

Ere go, a Cake Slice.

"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."

"Oh?"

"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."

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hand cake

when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.

"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"

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